Malcolm in the Middle

S4:E1 Zoo

Malcolm is depressed, and the family goes to the zoo.

S4:E2 Humilithon

Lois embarrasses Malcolm in front of the entire school.

S4:E3 Family Reunion

Francis and Piama visit just as the family goes to Hal's family reunion.

S4:E4 Stupid Girl

Malcolm pretends to be stupid so he can win over a girl named Alison.

S4:E5 Forwards Backwards

Malcolm and Reese pull increasingly severe pranks against each other.

S4:E6 Forbidden Girlfriend

Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him.

S4:E7 Malcolm Holds His Tongue

Malcolm is fed up with bad things happen when he complains.

S4:E8 Boys at Ranch

Hal and the boys visit Francis at the ranch. 

S4:E9 Grandma Sues

When Lois' mother visits, she trips and decides to sue Hal and Lois.

S4:E10 If Boys Were Girls

Lois fantasies what life would be like if she had daughters instead.

S4:E11 Long Drive

Lois takes Malcolm on a lengthy drive and tells him everything about sex. 

S4:E12 Kicked Out

Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaving.

S4:E13 Stereo Store

Hal gets a second job at "U-Buy It." 

S4:E14 Hal's Friend

Hal meets with an old high-school friend Larry, who hasn't changed.

S4:E15 Garage Sale

Lois puts Reese in charge of the family garage sale.

S4:E16 Academic Octathlon

Mr. Herkabe forces Malcolm to join the academic octathalon team.

S4:E17 Clip Show II

Hal and Lois think back to what their boys have put them through.

S4:E18 Reese's Party

Reese decides to throw a party while Lois and Hal take a weekend getaway.

S4:E19 Future Malcolm

Malcolm meets a depressed middle-aged man who has much in common with him.

S4:E20 Baby (Part 1)

Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition.

S4:E21 Baby (Part 2)

A frantic Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois.

S4:E22 Day Care

A church-run daycare center accepts Lois' baby at a steep price.

S5:E1 Vegas

The family travels to Las Vegas and Hal dreams of hitting the jackpot.

S5:E2 Watching The Baby

Attractive, popular girls want to be seen with Reese, Malcolm, and Stevie.

S5:E3 Goodbye Kitty

Stevie finds out his mother has divorced his father.

S5:E4 Thanksgiving

Reese aspires to prepare the perfect Thanksgiving dinner.

S5:E5 Malcolm Films Reese

Malcolm films Reese for a school psychology assignment. 

S5:E6 Malcolm's Job

Lois makes Malcolm and Reese get jobs. 

S5:E7 Christmas Trees

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees.

S5:E8 Block Party

The family learns a block party is thrown every time they go on vacation.

S5:E9 Dirty Magazine

Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine.

S5:E10 Hot Tub

Hal buys a hot tub without telling Lois, which turns into a swamp.

S5:E11 Ida's Boyfriend

Ida gets engaged to a wealthy Chinese man, Mr. Li.

S5:E12 Softball

Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team to get away from Lois.

S5:E13 Lois' Sister (100Th Ep.)

Lois' sister Susan visits and reveals she needs a new kidney.

S5:E14 Malcolm Dates a Family

Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favorite restaurant, Luigi’s.

S5:E15 Reese's Apartment

Reese is kicked out the house and rents an apartment. 

S5:E16 Malcolm Visits College

Lois accompanies Malcolm to his first college visit.

S5:E17 Polly in the Middle

Polly the babysitter is caught in a love triangle between Abe and Craig.

S5:E18 Experiment

Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment.

S5:E19 Dewey's Special Class

Malcolm coaches Dewey to "throw" an IQ test to avoid the Krelboyne class.

S5:E20 Victor's Other Family

Lois, Reese, and Malcolm go to Manitoba to meet Victor's secret family.

S5:E21 Reese Joins the Army (Part 1 Of 2)

Reese joins the army after his girlfriend breaks up with him.

S5:E22 Reese Joins the Army (Part 2 Of 2)

Hal's trial continues as the evidence pointing against him grows.

S6:E1 Reese Comes Home

Reese, as soon as he lands in Afghanistan, panics and deserts the army.

S6:E2 Buseys Run Away

After learning that Dewey will be leaving their class, the Buseys run away.

S6:E3 Standee

Lois returns to work and takes offense at some racist advertising.

S6:E4 Pearl Harbor

Neighbor Jessica convinces Malcolm and Reese that the other is gay.

S6:E5 Kitty's Back

Kitty returns to the her family after leaving them.

S6:E6 Hal's Christmas Gift

Hal and Lois are strapped for cash as Christmas approaches.

S6:E7 Hal Sleepwalks

Hal gets stressed out over finding a 20th anniversary present for Lois.

S6:E8 Lois Battles Jaime

Lois begins to think she is losing her touch when Jamie.

S6:E9 Malcolm's Car

Malcolm uses his illegal gambling profits to buy a junk car.

S6:E10 Billboard

Lois catches the boys vandalizing a billboard for a strip club.

S6:E11 Opera

Dewey writes his own operatic masterpiece based on his parents' quarrels.

S6:E12 Living Will

Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will.

S6:E13 Tiki Lounge

Hal is upset to learn Lois doesn't believe in an afterlife.

S6:E14 Ida Loses a Leg

Grandma Ida loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck.

S6:E15 Chad's Sleepover

Dewey invites a destructive friend for an overnight visit.

S6:E16 No Motorcycles

Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house.

S6:E17 Butterflies

Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide.

S6:E18 Ida's Dance

Ida forces Lois to bake a special tart for an old-world saint's holiday.

S6:E19 Motivational Speaker

Hal accidentally becomes a motivational speaker for his co-workers.

S6:E20 Stilts

Hal discovers one of the boys has been dialing a 900 number.

S6:E21 Buseys Take a Hostage

Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting.

S6:E22 Mrs. Tri-County

The boys enter Lois in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke.