Life in Pieces

S1:E1 Pilot

As the Short family's lives unfold, they try to savor all the little moments.

S1:E2 Interruptus Date Breast Movin'

Joan organizes a family meeting after Matt walks in on her and John being intimate.

S1:E3 Sleepy Email Brunch Tree

Matt coaches Colleen through the difficult task of connecting with the family at brunch.

S1:E4 Prison Baby Picking Golf

Chad has one last meal with Colleen’s grandmother before heading off to jail.

S1:E5 Babe Secret Phone Germs

Tim and Heather make things awkward for Tyler.

S1:E6 Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce

Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup.

S1:E7 Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto

Jen and Greg struggle to find a nannies they trust.

S1:E8 Godparent Turkey Corn Farts

Everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen’s cauliflower dish.

S1:E9 Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste

Jen and Greg have unexpected quality alone time.

S1:E10 Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong

Greg and Matt decide to settle the score on a ping-pong games started years ago.

S1:E11 College Stealing Santa Caroling

Tyler announces his plans for college.

S1:E12 Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie

Heather and Tim find another couple they actually like to socialize with.

S1:E13 Gym Party Garage Lobster

Greg joins Colleen’s gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out.

S1:E14 Will Trash Book Spa

Greg and Jendo not have the relaxing afternoon they were hoping for.

S1:E15 Soccer Gigi TV Mikey

Joan’s nephew Mikey comes for a visit, setting the family on edge.

S1:E16 Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant

Tim gets a tattoo as a Valentine’s Day surprise for Heather, but it doesn't come out as expected.

S1:E17 Hair Recital Rainbow Mom

John tries to make himself look younger.

S1:E18 Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak

Heather accidentally sends Tyler a sexy text message.

S1:E19 Pestilence War Famine Death

Greg and Jen invite their exterminator and his wife over for dinner.

S1:E20 Prank Assistant Gum Puppy

Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler’s school.

S1:E21 Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie

Tim wears a Cinderella dress during March Madness for good luck.

S1:E22 Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring

John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they’ve kept from their kids for 35 years.

S2:E1 Annulled Roommate Pill Shower

Heather and Tim try to convince Clementine and Tyler to annul their unexpected marriage.

S2:E2 Receptionist Pot Voting Cramp

Greg lies to Jen about the presidential election.

S2:E3 Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem

Tim turns to Jen and Colleen for grooming expertise.

S2:E4 Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday

Matt realizes how much saving money turns Colleen on.

S2:E5 Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian

John believes Joan's writing teacher has a crush on her.

S2:E6 Boxing Opinion Spider Beard

John tries to encourage Samantha to skip her ballet class behind her mother's back.

S2:E7 Swim Survivor Zen Talk

John decides to try out for “Survivor.”

S2:E8 Window Vanity Dress Grace

Colleen tries to deal with Joan’s unfiltered opinions.

S2:E9 #TBT: Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter

The Shorts take a trip down memory lane.

S2:E10 Musical Motel Property Bingo

Samantha auditions for the high school musical.

S2:E11 Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating

Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party.

S2:E12 Best Waxing Grocery Rental

Greg insists on being Matt’s best man at his wedding.

S2:E13 Chef Rescue Necklace Negotiator

Greg and Jen hire a private chef to cook for them on Valentine’s Day.

S2:E14 Facebook Fish Planner Backstage

Tim gets two tickets to the GRAMMY Awards

S2:E15 Awkward Bra Automated Ordained

Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen.

S2:E16 Dirtbike Old Mechanic Earthquake

Greg stirs up an old family feud.

S2:E17 Sleepover Dream Light Haze

Matt and Colleen experience crazy sleepwalking adventures.

S2:E18 Favorite Vision Miguel Matchmaker

Greg becomes frazzled when Lark rebuffs him and only wants to be held by Jen.

S2:E19 Babysit Argument Invention Butterfly

Matt and Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting Lark while Jen is at work.

S2:E20 Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript

When Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, she begs him not to tell the family.

S2:E21 Late Smuggling Dreambaby Voucher

Greg and Jen's parental skills are upstaged by another couple.

S2:E22 Poison Fire Teats Universe

Colleen and Matt question if they will ever get married.

S3:E1 Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing

The Hughes family moves into John and Joan's home, and chaos ensues.

S3:E2 Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking

Jen invites her boss for dinner, but forgets his wife's name.

S3:E3 Treasure Ride Poker Hearing

Heather finds a map to an old time capsule.

S3:E4 Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife

Greg gets a boost of self-confidence and Samantha keeps a secret.

S3:E5 Meal Potty Cart Middle

Tim and Heather celebrate their anniversary.

S3:E6 Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend

When Heather tries to become Tyler's cool best friend, things take an awkward turn.

S3:E7 Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery

Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark.

S3:E8 The Twelve Shorts of Christmas

The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family.

S3:E9 Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

To Joan's chagrin, the whole family surprises her at her book reading.

S3:E10 Emergency Interview Driving Lunch

Individual crises prevent Matt from getting to the fertility clinic on time.

S3:E11 Goose Friends Auction Fog

Jen sings in Tyler's band and gets caught up in the excitement.

S3:E12 Toilet Shaving Stuck Fertility

Greg and Jen's neighbors invite them to a party.

S3:E13 Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie

Matt tries to get Greg to a job interview on time.

S3:E14 Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone

Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her annoying parents when they come to visit.

S3:E15 Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots

Sophia tries frantically to regain her status as cutest kid in the family.

S3:E16 Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

Sophia stages a stuffed animal musical.

S3:E17 Sitter Dating Sister Mattress

Jen and Greg go to great lengths to find the perfect babysitter for Lark.

S3:E18 Renter Portrait Plagiarism Scam

Jen is offered a custom painting from a hot new artist as payment.

S3:E19 #TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement

The Short family's quirky history is revealed.

S3:E20 Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate

Heather asks Tim and Tyler to buy a bra for Samantha.

S3:E21 Video Piercing Model Hangover

The Short family is full of surprises.

S3:E22 Sixteen Spanish Car Leak

Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha.